"Cool place. Cash only but there is an ATM."
"It's a short cut sucka!!"
"I asked if they put ice cream on their pizza? Still didn't make the back chalk board...? I think they could tell I wasn't an idiot"
"Don't check in to my back yard sucka...how's that for a tip"
"Ask to sit on the heated patio. It's an experience on it's own."