"Free comedy shows in the back room Tuesdays and thursdays 8pm--great time!"
"Newton likes to be spanked"
"All that dishes are great, highly recommend panang Noodle!"
"Don't trust the Mexican"
"Tip the Asian guy well, he has quadruplets at home."
"Dane Cook has a tendency to just swing by, also def check out College Night, $10 with a student id...thursdays at 10"