"Make sure you know your gate number - past security, there's barely any monitors. Especially if you enter security through a terminal that isn't yours."
"Using a dongle? Input 7, friends."
"Linda gives awesome scalp massages with washes, and Ann is amazing for eyebrows!"
"Nicest office staff in the WORLD. Da best."
"Dutch crunch. ALWAYS get the dutch crunch."
"If you have a gold card but pay for a dink with your credit card, you can still gave them swipe the gold card for your reward points towards free drinks!!"