"Don't park in 'compact' if your car isn't compact!"
"They don't bring checks to the tables so you have to sneak up there to pay before the next swarm walks in to order."
"Free delivery within a 5-mi radius!"
"Park on the top floor (Walnut St) to avoid the jam at the bottom."
"If you live here on the third floor, please be considerate as you walk. Please."