"Smoothies are well priced and they make them shockingly fast."
"I don't even like honeydew (the actual fruit), but the honeydew is my favorite flavor here—fresh, sweet, and super creamy in a way that wraps its way around your tongue."
"Don't get the stewed chicken—it's just tiny pieces of chicken scraps!"
"The "margarita" pizza was disgusting and made with frozen chopped tomato pieces."
"£4 cocktails from 9pm to close."
"For $1.75, you get an oatmeal raisin cookie bigger than your face. I would take a picture but I already ate it."