"We had the "When I dip" tonight and it was amazing. Even the people who don't love that sort of thing couldn't stay away from it. The point is, don't prejudge anything here. Just eat it. Seriously."
"All the phones and carriers at great prices. And you can trade in your old phones, games and tablets for $$! Yeah!"
"10 minute no work workout! AWESOME!"
"Warning: highly explosive teenager may be on premise"