"East Coaster was great! Freshest lox I've tasted, hands down. No diarrhea to report here either!"
"Carnitas was ridiculously tough... Bleh, stick with carne asada or even cabeza, IMO"
"#4 Breakfast Burrito... AHMAHGAHD"
"Chili-cheese dogs and tuna melts in the cafeteria are delicious!"