"In 2009 a security officer was killed in the line of duty by an anti-Semite gunman. Security is here to protect you, quit complaining!"
"ask Donald for a demo of the Spider Press in the gift shop!"
""Not my bonnet, you slut!!""
"Watch out for lesbian ranchers."
"Front desk may not mention the shuttle's hours... ask or you'll be walking!"
"Gluten free bagels make this my new favorite breakfast stop!"