"Try the Shepherd's Pie or the Dublin Coddle. The Borscht is also superb!"
"The massage chairs are insane!"
"Loving the corned beef sandwich. It's bombchronski."
"Order a flying dutchman and add it to your 4x4 to make a 6x6!"
"I had a bite of my GFs panini sandwich she bought at Warfield and it ripped the inside of my mouth like a razor blade. Went to the first aid booth bleeding profusely and the geniuses there gave me gum"
"Get a 22 of PBR and carb that beer! Delicious."