"come check out a SuperSonics game! kidding."
"don't throw trash in the reflecting ponds. there are at least 3 trash cans nearby."
"look out for lazy residents leaving carts stranded all over the parking garage. they need their lazy asses kicked."
"go to the University Village location for new product launches. the Southcenter location's management is mentally ill-equipped to deal with such events, as proven during the iPad Air release."
"Saigon Cafe, Shilla, Herfy's, Yummy House, Unicone & Beard Papas are awesome. as for the rest, just take some free, all-you-can-grab chopsticks and use them elsewhere. I do it to avoid washing dishes"
"this is the only place in Federal Way where you can get instant prints from your high quality cellphone camera. Rite-Aid's system is incompatible, Walgreens makes you wait an hour."