"Wipe your feet. Get the mac & cheese."
"Mimosas for breakfast? This place is pretty swanky!"
"You have arrived as an upperclassman, when the majority of your class rooms are three digit and not four! New building is AWESOME! No feet on the furniture please!"
"Park on the roof. First floor spots are for losers! Also, freshman can park near Castor and Beta halls. NOT the garage!"
"Great shaded area to people watch and read the paper."