"I think the service here is about the best in Melbourne. Lamb & Margaritas excellent as well."
"I'm not coming here at lunchtime again. The place is chaos & rude staff keep shoving me out of the way."
"Chicken satay noodles to moan for"
"If you have all your wordly possessions as carry-on baggage, well exceeding the limit, and it's in my way, don't be surprised if I glare at you."
"Whaddayamean no wi-fi?? Why else do you think people drink Starbucks"
"Delicious food, esp the pork & chive dumplings. But the service was dismal. Still worth going"