"The Lasagna Calzone is truly food of the gods."
"The food is fantastic and I love the way you make everything the way you want it."
"They only do one discount per check, so don't expect to get a half price pizza and kids eat free on Sunday after 8 pm."
"Arrive early because the parking lots start to fill up by 10:30."
"Possibly the most disgusting toilet seats I've ever seen."