"Nice Clean place. Small bathrooms tiny TV and limited street parking in front of hotel. Be sure to bring enough hangers. Free breakfast was OK! Get a waffle! Friendly staff!"
"Opps! I had a couple Vogue Ritas! All I can remember after that was the splendid Chocolate Cake! Burp! Love this place! Watched some Thursday night NFL!"
"I loves the Fish and the chips! And let's not forget the Smitties Ale!"
"Don't make eye contact with the Gorilla! He'll kick yer taco bellz!"
"Go light on the Shrooms!!"
"Not very busy for Saturday lunch!"