"Abandon all hope ye who stand in this line in July."
"Beware if you are flying Spirit Airlines, they completely enforce the $100 carry-on at the gate policy!"
"Cheez Whiz & Wii...it's fun here!"
"Justin Allen is a rock star trainer! Tell him Olin sent ya! ;-)"
"Gurrrrrl...watch out for that bathroom!!!"
"If these bitchez give you tequila shots, say "yes" but you'll hate yourself tomorrow"