"Now takes cards at the door. Welcome to the 21st century."
"You won't find a better guy to deal with than Tim. He'll work around your budget and get what you want instead of what he wants to sell."
"You order on the drivers side but get your food on the passenger side. Make sure you can reach across to get your window down."
"Deal with Adam and only Adam. If Adam is not there, come back when he is."
"They don't have a deep fryer! Microwave fries. "