"Pretty comfortable rooms. The breakfast area is quite ugly though.. too crowded for a 200 room hotel. Other than that I enjoyed my stay."
"Great staff. Try the new honey-chipotle tacos, they're delicious!"
"The ladies at the shoe department are very rude. They're just running around all confused."
"Hands down, best pizzeria in midtown."
"There's a monster inside the house... wait it's only Jenice."
"Make sure all entry points to your house are locked! Robberies happen in this area quite often."