"If you are doing laps, you are making the pick-up process worse for everyone. Do your fellow humans a favor and use the cell phone lot."
"Support your local brewery and order something from Lost Rhino!"
"Don't bother with getting soda, it's just an overpriced 12oz can!"
"Chicken Kapow with double to rice -- The John Hall Special!"
"Fries in sweet n' sour or in a chocolate shake. Do it!"