"Pro tip: don't try to order while carrying on a conversation on your phone. Have some human decency."
"Leeann gives great cuts, and fast, too!"
"Get the gyro. Huge and delicious."
"6:30-8:30 seems to be the popular time for dog walking. Be careful where you step..."
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