"The Sunday evening music and the DJ can suck to shiiiit!"
"Great outdoors in the evenings...real meaning of 'eating out' with lotsa Rhumba."
"Great spot to be in after 8pm and chillax...na utafute mahali pa kujifichia uone life ikipita."
"Greatest middle-class hangout joint in Kisumu so far. Swaggest bar in Wide West Kenya yet? Watch out for the pick-ups...they don't come natural. Tihihihiiii."
"Come at 5pm and laugh at the jam from the beer safety of the Brew Bistro balcony. ;)"