"Enjoy your favorite “whatever” time here."
"Don’t get their pancakes. They are hard as a rock."
"Go to the George Bush library. Watch the band march into Kyle Field on game day. Whoop."
"Great value for your dollar and great customer service."
"Not only is their food relish, but they have different items on the menu you won't find anyplace else."
"This is like a Buc-ees meets Bass Pro. Do not drive by when you see Sealy city limits. Oh, you have to see the bathrooms too."