"I always think of the Seinfeld episode (and Eagles song) when I order The Desperado. Yummm!"
"It's all about the Grandma Sicilian slices. And pepperoni strombolis. So bad for you. Soooo yummy."
"The Desperado salad with turkey is heaven."
"Truffle fries... nom nom nom!"
"I literally make love to the Double Ds after a night of drinking."
"Awesome dive. Stiff drinks and cheap prices. Bring cash."