"Rack up all your foursquare cheater points here!"
"The cheesteak place here (Great Steak) is surprisingly decent."
"Head east at Teakettle Junction to find the Lost Burro Mine!"
"If you need help with anything pharmacy related, try to speak with Jayme. Best pharmacy tech ever."
"The martinis are served like a milkshake- you get a full primary drinking glass, and also a pint glass full of vodka (or gin), with which you may replenish your primary glass."
"April is one of the best!"