"My favorite place for pumpkins and Noble trees."
"This trail is best run in the cold, as it dampens the stank."
"The sausage pizza is amazing! Get the cauliflower!"
"Stand in the middle of the circle at the top and say, "I love Portland"."
"Walk, run, or bicycle with traffic, not against it. It will be smoother for everyone. Be #alittlelessdouche"