"Try the Red Velvet donut! Nom."
"Can't decide between pastrami or a burger? Get the pastrami burger! Crisis averted. If you're feeling daring, make it a double and add chili. Boom."
"Try The Bombshell burger: a ¹⁄₂lb patty sandwiched between 2 bacon grilled cheese melts and then topped with grilled onions for good measure. Wow."
"Cha Cha Chili (aka. Red Hot Kitchen) is now open on Sundays! Woot!"
"Complete your meal with a side of sweet potato fries (currently not on menu) or their homemade natural-cut chips!"
"Forego the $5 parking fee and park for free on N Canyon Blvd just before the 3-foot sign. Be mindful of "No Parking" zones!"