"JUSTIN IS A CHEAT! NO FAIR CHECKING IN WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE! DON'T USE MY SPACE FOR YOUR POINTS!"
"Happy 7-11! Slurpee sample cups are FREE today! WooHoo!"
"Dress here is completely casual! You can work in your pajamas!"
"They have great prices for beautiful plants & home grown produce!"
"Buy big mac or 1/4 lb get another for 1 cent today only!"
"Egg McMuffin value meal: two sandwiches, hash brown & coffee just $5.00!"