"try the tortellini. delicious. then proceed to nap."
"the combo platter is the best thing on the menu. everything is so quick and delicious! their hot sauce is yum too"
"ask me to make you fajitas. I make good fajitas."
"Don't come to graduation."
"Oh my god. Dulce plus coffee yogurt with strawberries and caramel cups. DO IT"
"Double beef frita, add cheese, salsa, avocado."