"I never thought a schoolgirl theme could fail, but fail it has."
"Overpriced. Girl at the desk doesn't know the first thing about hospitality. She's better off working in fast food"
"Ribs are not smoked, I don't care what they say. Fried Mac n cheese was interesting."
"Free refills on coffee."
"Good luck trying to find someone to help you. And heaven help you if you want someone with a pulse AND who knows anything. About anything."