"Sure you've seen Mythos from across the lagoon at Islands of Adventure, but have you noticed one pillar is not like the others?"
"Twinkies are heading back to store shelves, and that's awesome because they're a key ingredient for making minion cupcakes! See how to celebrate Despicable Me Minion Mayhem at home..."
"The Flaming Moe may not be much more than orange soda, but the "flaming" effect created by dry ice is superb, making the drink a worthy purchase for your theme park souvenir dollar."
"Celebrating its grand opening on June 20, 2013, TRANSFORMERS: The Ride offers one of the best thrill ride experiences in the world. Get on board EVAC and save the AllSpark!"
"Yeah, Megatron is here. PREPARE FOR BATTLE."
"When you enter the park, be sure to grab a in-park guide map right away. It includes all the attractions, dining venues, show times, and characters meet and greets."