"Pay no attention to that slangy porch roof."
"If you want to keep things charged in the guest room, turn the light off at the lamp and not from the wall."
"Text "HOTCAKES3" to 90210 For news and specials from The Original Pancake House"
"Try the apple butter on your cornbread!"
"It's kind of pretty here"
"When temps plunge below freezing, run the dryer to keep the main water supply line from freezing. No, really."