"Bus stops on car park for buses into Kirkby town centre if you don't fancy the 10-15 min walk."
"When leaving the station be careful on the ramp. It can get very greasy when wet."
"Do not under any circumstances expect that the train on the information board is the train pulling up at the platform. It very rarely is. Always confirm with the driver!"
"Steve and Julie (the owners) are simply the finest hairdressers in the known universe! You will never leave disappointed!"
"The Scotch Broth (when it is in) om nom nom!"