"Security is a bit strict. You can't even wear a backpack on your back, you have to wear it on the front or the side. I mean, really? It's called a BACKpack for a reason. TL;DR, don't bring a backpack."
"everybody likes da pizza"
"everybody likes da pool"
"Best burgers and hot dogs in my area, in my opinion"
"Play Fruit Ninja with him. Or else he'll pwn you D:"
"Buy a room with a jacuzzi."