"Good rink. Nice ice, best hockey staff in Dallas. Prison style bathrooms but nobody cares about that. It's for men."
"They don't sell beer here, but the water is good, and the gas is cheap."
"Good ice. Never had a hockey problem with it."
"Set your alarm for 12:14. Then take the covered parking."
"Watch out for the pool. That first step's a real doozy!"