"The children running out of control throughout the joint can, and will, do damage to anything you leave unattended."
"The Reuben and Monte Cristo are both good."
"Sushi Wednesday. Select sushi rolls only $4.99."
"The June special is the Mallard. Thinly sliced roast beef, bacon and mushrooms grilled on a pretzel roll with melted cheddar and Ikey's Sauce. Only $4.00."
"If the house is a rockin', don't come a knockin'."