"Forget the guacamole! Yuck! Where are the avocados? More like green slime."
"Clean, modern, spacious, scenic. Front desk staff could use a little training. I had to go back and ask for my elite amenity and she didn't know what I was talking about."
"Robert is an amazing waiter! Fun, professional, attentive, knowledgable."
"10am Happy Hour at the Pool Bar!"