"It's better than gas station sushi!"
"Great free hot breakfast. Maybe the best!"
"Michale Boulter and I helped re-colonize the North Dakota Alpha chapter in the fall of 2013. The house is big, spacious, and a great place to live. Join Phi Delt, I promise you won't regret it."
"Woodchuck Cider is listed as a "unique beer." l o l"
"Phi Delta Theta Fraternity's first house on campus."
"We own 2 handy flyswatters - Death to Them and Death to the Enemy"