"A good, cheap, clean, dive :) Great place for a sneaky day buzz."
"7$ snake bite! Only a pint but not bad for this neighborhood."
"Good pie but new York only in looks and price. No Sicilian, no beef patties, no Chicago style, and the dough tastes kinda 'mamma celeste'"
"Fixed wheel valet available."
"No! I dont have any change!!"