"This is the highest rated Hampton Inn in California by Hilton's internal audit (99.7%) it definitely shows!"
"Now on floors 2, 3, and LL... probably on the roof too."
"No relation to The Alan Parsons Project, false advertising."
"The pump house is not a night club. I repeat, not a night club."
"No free breakfast, not even for platinum members, what is this world coming to?!"
"If you need soup go for the 18, 21 with pork is great too!"