"Good atmosphere, great quality, and it's super cheap."
"Shittiest bar. Bouncer rejected out legitimate ID. They're idiots."
"The bathroom code is 12345 for the men's room."
"We got kicked out for eating a crouton off a plate after someone left. The security is whack as eff lol. Don't come here, they're really angry people Hahahahahah"
"Be careful, the Sudafed on the shelves is NOT the kind you can make meth with! You need the stuff from behind the pharmacy for that!"