"They have a bike lock you can rent, free, if you forget yours."
"The Cold Press here is amazing!"
"Don't go outside past 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night! Danger lurks."
"Ninja is short for "fuck the cat""
"Libby is a foul tyrant!"
"The view of downtown Minneapolis from the tables outside will make you glad to be alive and unblind. Beautiful at night."