"What's that smell? Don't forget to tip the attendant."
"There are no longer shuttles to the strip and forget about getting a cab on Saturday nights. It took an hour and a half for one to show up."
"Avoid this place! $5 gets you in then $8.25 gets you one beer."
"Don't show up early...wait for the alarm."
"Get the sticky buns with almonds, they're the best!"
"They are filming a scene from Home Run Showdown at Fifth Third Field"