"Stan was awesome!! Wine tastings were good!"
"Indiana sucks!! Learn how to drive!"
"Go to Walgreens - way better tourism merchandise and food there, plus it looks much nicer"
"Wifi in your room is NOT free, costs $15 per day and is VERY slow, like a 56K modem."
"Roulette guy named Edwin threatened to charge a fine for taking out your cellphone without warning. No tip for him when I won $250 in one spin. Casino is very nice though!"