"Great cheap hay if you need any!"
"Make sure you bring a treat for the goats! They love pumpkin cookies! Don't forget the ducks and the chickens and the dogs and the cat........."
"Why have 20 lanes if only 7 are gonna be open on a Saturday? This wait is NOT worth it!"
"OMG! The employees don't wash their hands after using the bathroom!"
"Don't order a chicken sandwich cuz you will get a fish sandwich instead!"
"Take a snack if you to the deli! Inexperience in the help + pushy ignorant line-cutting people = bad mood!"