"My first time staying at a TownePlace hotel, very nice room, exceeded my expectations."
"Can't believe they don't have a guest laundry. WTF is up with that?"
"Had a great haircut by David. First time here but I'll be back!"
"Becca if you're into dudes maybe ya got the wrong bar. LOL"
"Damn fuckin good looking studs!."
"It's Southwest you stupid moron who set this venue up!"