"Great crepes, orange juice would be a lot better if it wasn't room temp"
"I'm the youngest guy here. But watching some older folks get rowdy and act like college kids is enhancing my buzz!!! I love it!!"
"Worst parking lot in the league"
"The boys will be boys. Just don't turn left. Ever."
"Don't believe the hype."
"Room #11 is a war zone. Infested with grenades..."