"The best bacon ever! I know that sound crazy because there is no such thing as bad bacon. But this place has amazing bacon."
"Try not to buy everything in the store. I dare you."
"Don't come here on Sunday. Super slow kitchen. We're full on. Chips and salsa now."
"Don't mess with the dog!!!"
"Don't breath, it will make you sick."
"If you gotta go. This is the place."