Paul Linares

"Hey, Nestor. Make a check-in spot for your own apartment. No need to ruin foursquare for everyone else, dude."

"How is one person continuously checking in and becoming the mayor of an apartment they don't live at? Just saying. xXx"

"Just found a clump of hair in our Guac. Yum."

"Roxanne is the best! xXx"

"Horrible service. Everyone is just grumpy and rude."

"Don't park in my spot. xXx"