"Peter is the man for men's hair."
"Come for the food, stay for the hurricane-force winds whipping past the door! Cuz you probably can't, you know, leave."
"That Jessie is a bad seed."
"The Dome is overrated; there are about 20 good seats inside it. Stick to the glorious stadium-seating theaters. And stop eating all my caramel corn!"
"FedEx S&M: when it absolutely positively has to be whipped overnight."