Paul O'Brien

"Free Tea and Coffee while you wait!"

"A good range of options at reasonable prices, much better for the car than a regular car wash if you're in a hurry!"

"Half time ice cream = £2. Make sure you have change. :-)"

"Lovely place, but why are the scones ALWAYS overdone?"

"Slow, unapologetic, avoid?"

"Seat yourself or the inattentive staff will leave you standing at the entrance while avoiding eye contact."