Paul Sterling

"Upscale wankfest. Enjoy high class circlejerks? This is the place!"

"Pink sauce."

"Had the Mary's Burger with Double Meat & Cheese and Extra Pickles, it was by far the best burger I've had in the Southern Hemisphere. Can't wait to go back!"

"Everything is microwaved. EVERYTHING. The "steamed" dumplings, microwaved. The miso soup, microwaved. The freaking vegetable tempura, microwaved. We won't be coming back."

"Very friendly/accomodating staff"

"Largest wedges I have ever seen! Also the pinball room is amazing, so many options! Only downside is that one bar usually serves the whole place and it can take FOREVER to get a jug of beer."